Bionic Mamas

you're not losing a vagina, you're gaining a son



Today in Science! we asked the question: Is Bionic’s pelvic floor still strong enough to withstand endmiddle-of-migraine gastric pyrotechnics?

Hypothesis: Yes.  It’s been ten months, and she’s gotten pretty good at sneezing, as long as it isn’t a whole lot of sneezing or a very full bladder.

To test this theory, we had Bionic vomit energetically with a slightly full bladder.

Results: Messy.

Conclusion: Hypothesis incorrect.

Additional discussion: Kegels.  Or Depends.  Or both.  And definitely fresh pants.