Bionic Mamas

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a surreal morning


Sugar here.  Bionic and I are happy to report that we do not owe the $4,000 that an EOB we received in the mail last night said we owed.  Turns out the baby factory billed our insurance for someone else’s procedures.  Oops.

And the call I received at work yesterday about how we were getting evicted — also an error.  WTF was up with yesterday?

This morning continues strange.  A few sound bites from the Bean:

“Is there a ghost outside?”

(To the tune of Mary Had a Little Lamb) “There is a boy named Frankenstein, Frankenstein, Frankenstein… Frankenstein…”

“I am not going to eat the cats.”



6 thoughts on “a surreal morning

  1. thank you for making my morning, oh wonderful bean. 🙂

  2. They should really be called “Obstruction of Benefits.”

  3. I say the insurance company owes me a cake for saving them the several thousand dollars worth of incorrect expenses that they did pay on this other person’s behalf.

  4. That… well… I don’t know. Sunspots? I commend Bean’s restraint in not eating the cats. Good-oh. Can he eat the insurance people of stupid instead, Godzilla style?

    On a completely unrelated note, I love Bean’s tee-shirt. I want one. For ME.

  5. Lucky cats. Cute photo.

  6. Surreal in a good way! I like it! I also like that extremely charming little person you’ve got there. And his scribbles. I think I’ll tape some paper to the wall tomorrow…

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