Bionic Mamas

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Well, That Went Well

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I was going to write you a whole story, including the inauspicious movie ad by the clinic (“This Is The End”) and the auspicious way the hotdog stands smelled AMAZING, how I bought hpt’s so that I could pee on a stick after the blood draw but before the phone call (and in so doing learned that the 42nd street CVS sells honest to god vibrators), only then I sat there, next to the open box, crippled with indecision about whether or not to test, given that Sugar was off working a shift in my stead at the food coop and so on, and then the phone rang…but like me when the nurse on the phone asked how I was feeling, you would probably prefer that I dispense with the pleasantries.

Yes. Yes, I am.

221, for those of you who like numbers.

Prime factors of 13 and 17, which I like.

Starrhillgirl points out that, rendered as all caps, 221 is a very enthusiastic pair of breasts:
@@!

That seem auspicious, even I must admit.

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37 thoughts on “Well, That Went Well

  1. Over the moon excited for you! That is a fabulous number!!!

  2. Hurray! I ❤ this kid so far. I'm so happy for you!!!

  3. Yes! YES YES YES! *punches the air, runs around in small circles, Snoopy dance, hug extravaganza, and so on and so forth until we’re all quite tired and need to sit down and eat cake*

  4. WHOOT!! Bring on Bean II!

  5. Well, yay that! Happy babyness!!!!

  6. For the record, everyone, I simply “discovered” what the yelling/excited version of 221 looks like. I would *never* talk about, ahem, breasts. Never.
    Also, woo and hoooooo!!!!!!!!!

  7. Well, that’s a nice POSITIVE, unambiguous number, right?

  8. @@! So excited for you!!!!

  9. FUCK YES. May every step of this pregnancy and every step of this little entity’s existence go equally well.

  10. Oh, hooray! Yippeee! That’s awesome news!

  11. I just squealed when I saw your title. YAY!!!!!!
    😀
    So happy for y’all! Congrats!

  12. I thought so! Also: YAY and CONGRATULATIONS. 🙂

  13. Yay! What a fantastic number!

    And what’s with the endless pleasantries of beta calls? I’ll tell you how I am after you give me a number!!!

  14. HOLLAH!
    Fantastic news!
    Yeah!

  15. I have been waiting and waiting for this post!! Stupid time difference. I’m thrilled for you and your breasts!

  16. EEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

  17. Oh my!!!! Amazing. Congratulations to you all.
    Sorry for the delay in getting the news, I’ve not been on WordPress since Friday – been on godmother duties.

  18. In your prime, eh? Keep up the good work!

  19. YESSSS!!!!!! How exciting! Hooray for your family!

  20. Wow! Huge congratulations!

  21. I’m so behind on blogs so I apologize for not being an attentive, supportive commenter during this cycle, but for now, HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m so beyond excited for you. This is amazing.

  22. Woooohooooooo!!! That’s such a good, strong number! You. Are. Pregnant. AWESOME!

  23. WooHoo! 221, you are most definitely pregnant!

  24. What awesome news! Congratulations!

  25. Congratulations, that’s wonderful!
    (particularly the @@!)

  26. I just need to mention that when I hear the number “221” I think “…B Baker Street”. Maybe this baby will look like Benedict Cumberbatch?

  27. Signing in from Vienna just to see this. Huzzah! Fabulous news! So very excited for you.
    T.

  28. Oh, hooray! Sorry I am so late to visit and wish my love to you and your upcoming BABY! Yay!

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