Today in Science! we asked the question: Is Bionic’s pelvic floor still strong enough to withstand
endmiddle-of-migraine gastric pyrotechnics?
Hypothesis: Yes. It’s been ten months, and she’s gotten pretty good at sneezing, as long as it isn’t a whole lot of sneezing or a very full bladder.
To test this theory, we had Bionic vomit energetically with a slightly full bladder.
Conclusion: Hypothesis incorrect.
Additional discussion: Kegels. Or Depends. Or both. And definitely fresh pants.