Hear ye, hear ye.
Whereas I never seem to find time to write real posts these days, what with the Bean being the Bean, all not-sleeping and almost walking and wanting to play;
Whereas I’m still not done with last semester’s work, thanks to a collection of plagiarists I intend to hang from the yardarm;
Whereas the next semester comes creeping steadily nearer, with its late nights and new-course-related impostor syndrome;
Whereas I am horribly behind even on reading posts, let alone commenting on them;
Whereas I nevertheless miss you;
Whereas a short post is better than no post,
I hereby resolve to write more short posts, more frequently, even if I still have designs on several long-form ones.
Happy New Year, my dears.
Now back to scouring wikipedia, about.com, and for fuck’s sake even IMDB — IMDB! — for sentences my students did not write.