Thank you, thank you, thank you for your kind and helpful comments and emails about the last post. It’s not that I thought y’all were the type to poop on a person about something like that, it’s just…I worry. (But don’t YOU worry, MFA Mama — I promise I will still have more than enough angst when the Bean is here. Limitless supply, I tell you what.) Starhillgirl, I can’t believe you’d even suggest cooking a placenta. You’re just going to turn all the life-giving nutrients into toxic free-radicals that way, you know. SMH.
All this Actual Baby business is seeming suddenly very, very close. As of a week ago Monday — 34 weeks on the nose, by my OB’s count (which I’ve reconciled myself to, because these days I don’t need time speeding up) — I suddenly understand why people get tired of being pregnant. Though I am in basically good shape, all things considered, a lot of things do suddenly hurt and I have definitely entered the “waddling” stage. I’ve learned the hard way that my days of walking to and from the hippie coop are over, and I think I’d get much more comfortable rest if I could only figure out how to sleep sitting on the giant sitting ball (which I feel silly calling a birth ball, since we’ve had it for years and years as a desk chair). Poor Sugar is liable to be suffocated in our bed, as I have lately supplemented my beloved down body pillow with a throw pillow jammed against my back and have laid my father’s old down jacket down in an attempt to get my hips to hush up for five or ten minutes at a time. Lucky for her, my snoring keeps her from sleeping deeply enough to succumb.
Despite her trials and tribulations, she has found energy to work a miracle in the second bedroom/office/music room/junk room/black hole: we now have a nursery! Like all good nurseries, it features a piano, several huge bookcases of non-children’s books, a jankety metal cabinet with painting supplies (Mental Note: Remove prior to home study), and a filing cabinet. Filing promotes early literacy, fine motor coordination, and attention to detail. I can’t believe Baby Einstein hasn’t gotten in on this. We don’t have a mattress for the crib — your suggestions happily accepted — but I’m sure babies do better just on the slats, right? Better ventilation and all that.
We’ve copied Shelli’s excellent trofast changing table/storage juggernaut. Here’s a closer view of the fabric covering the plywood top (which will ultimately have a changing pad or at least some strong fly paper):
The cats are very happy with their new room, especially the chaise.
Some very nice friends threw a little baby shower for us, during which no one played any humiliating or poop-themed games. I KNOW: sometimes it’s like we’re not even Americans at all. People gave us some very cute socks, nice books (I’m particularly partial to this one), and that all-important baby staple, a fleece viking hat with horns and yellow braids.
All this activity is very cheering and a good distraction from the “HOLY SHIT” moments that do beset a person. Not that the outside observer would notice much anxiety, I’m afraid, since I mostly sit around looking like this: