INT. NORTHERN MIDWESTERN HOUSE – AFTERNOON
DISTANT VOICE, SUGAR’S MOM
So I just am going to get this soup on the stove and then I’ll be ready to show you what presents need to be wrapped and maybe you could go to the store and buy milk in the meantime get skim this time and mom can fill out these present labels it should be in her handwriting do you know where those scissors went I can never find anything I wish you wouldn’t move stuff we might leave presents here accidentally and I’ll never know which ones—
SFX: Extremely loud BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP from a fire alarm.
DISTANT MOM VOICE
AAIIEEEEEE!
DISTANT DAD VOICE
Just testing . . .
INT. ARKANSAS HOUSE – AFTERNOON
SFX: SUGAR’s sewing machine WHIRS. Baby’s mom’s FOOTSTEPS enter the room and walk to the closet. Closet door SQUEAKS.
BABY’S MOM
So you may have heard that Baby was conceived on a camping trip just outside of Yorktown, Virginia.
SFX: RUMMAGING SOUNDS.
SFX: FOOTSTEPS leaving the room again.
Bionic Mamas 
January 7, 2011 at 9:57 pm
good times
January 8, 2011 at 1:37 am
Bahahahahaha…I hear crickets chirping.
January 8, 2011 at 5:19 am
Families can be so bizarre and entertaining.
January 10, 2011 at 10:47 pm
I laughed out loud. Brilliant.
Ahhh, family.