Valium. Valium is awesome.
If I were in the market for a new addiction, I’d strongly consider this one. Although bear in mind that I am still pretty loopy.
You know what’s better than valium?
You all. Thanks for all the kind messages today. When I heard the word “tenaculum,” I unfolded them and read them again. (And tried to name every part of England that I could. I’m pretty good with geography, but not when high, apparently. Kept getting caught in a Devon-Dover-“They’ll be bluebirds over the white cliffs” loop.)
More later, when I am sobered up. Typing like this is way too hard.