Here’s something I learned during my month away from the blog: the Rite Aid at Grand Central does indeed sell OPKs, and cheaper than my local Duane Reade.
I learned this on Day Infinity of peeing-on-sticks (CD Infinity + 13). I had run out on the day before and assumed there would be none at the GCT store, a strange warren with much more in the way of Pringles than of anything drug-like. I catch the 7:12 train from GCT in the mornings, and even at that hour, a line of dazed people grasping Powerade and Funyuns clots in the hair-care aisle. The last thing I bought there was Scotch Tape in a donut-shaped dispenser.
So on CD (Infinity – 1)+13, when I realized it was time to traipse merrily along to the meeting of my Community Garden Governing Board (how I got suckered into that one is another story), I instead ran in the opposite direction, waited in line 4-EVAH at Duane Reade, and arrived late at the meeting, panting and with open wounds on my feet from flip-flops that aren’t made for speed. That night I opened the box and made sure to leave one test out on the table, so I wouldn’t forget to take it with me to school, where there are no drugstores for miles.
I’m sure you know where this is going. Yadda-yadda happy ending, although the message on the receipt still strikes me as slightly creepy.
RA OVULATION PREDICTOR!! RA! RA!
The test was negative, of course.