Bionic Mamas

you're not losing a vagina, you're gaining a son

You Might Be Disappointed If…


…any of the following searches got you here (and according to Google, some of you got here these ways.):

video speculum

bionic dildo video
When I have a punk band, this will be our sophmore album.

to buy bionic babies

baby your bionic and i dont think your

What? You don’t think I’m (im?) WHAT? This is a frustrating elision.

bizar speculum female catheter play tube

This one shows up twice. TWICE. I’m trying to figure out what constitutes non-“bizar” speculum female catheter play tube.

In other news, we just spent a week at the beach. When the relaxation wears off, we’ll find something to fret and therefore post about. Spermy plans now delayed until September, so I can get a better sense of cycles and how to pee on the stick rather than my hand.

3 thoughts on “You Might Be Disappointed If…

  1. how to pee on the stick rather than my hand

    Hint: Don't try for the stick. Pee in a cup. 😉

  2. Yes, wise N, I know. The gross factor sadly means I will probably have to give up carrying on about Sugar's neti pot.

  3. You will get better with practice. As a person who ONLY has an LH surge around 12:30 in the afternoon, I have no choice but to pee on sticks while at work. A girl's gotta do, what a girl's gotta do.

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