Bionic Mamas

you're not losing a vagina, you're gaining a son

Family Matters

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Curiouser and curiouser. When I said that I figured my vag wasn’t all that weird after pap smears passed without comment, on the grounds it’s not the sort of thing people talk about, it turns out I was more right than I knew.

One of my many maternal aunts called me the other day. It seems that my mother had told her about my HSG but not the reasons for it. I came clean. She said “Yay!” about the baby-plans (especially nice since she’s the only one married to a bona fide conservative) and then casually mentioned that her uterus wasn’t normal. Wha??

I put Mom on the case, and it turns out that two of her sisters have “heart-shaped” — bicornate, I assume — utes (and children without surgery, I might add). Of the remaining four women in the sib-ship, three have had hysterectomies for endo. No telling what shape theirs were. Time to put in a call to maternal aunt number five….

Oh, did I mention that my father is a geneticist? I suppose I should call him and let him know that maybe there’s something to this heredity business, after all.

One thought on “Family Matters

  1. I found your blog on the LFCA and I'm so glad that I clicked through. You both are hilarious and I'm pleased to get to follow along at the (relative) beginning. Can't wait to read more, and I hope that Aug/Sept brings first shot luck with the swimmers (no pun intended). 🙂

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